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"Nom De Plume" (unlistedusername) 08/24/2020 at 16:08 • Filed to: None

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Almost did a juvenile “cup check” on a guy wearing one of these in the grocery store last week. Never mind his head was the size of a watermelon making this contraption look comically tiny with a pressed ham (or his nose and mouth) packed inside.

Bonus Cubible Furry look depicting just how awful any attempt to search is going to get.

Azrek > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:11

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WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:15

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I can’t decide which of those 3 haircuts is the douchiest.

Also, are these an actual thing? It dousn’t look like you would be able to talk with one on. (maybe that’s a good thing?)

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:22

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Be careful, he bites.

Nom De Plume > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/24/2020 at 16:22

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They are. Canadian. 

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLOOOOLLOOLLLOOLLL

Effing Canucks, leave it to them to turn a blue collar industrial protection device into something that exudes low brow humor and somehow manages to catch on as high fashion for meatheads and guidos.

Textured Soy Protein > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:23

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I dunno WTF is up with these things, but I did just get a couple of masks with similar behind-the-head straps, made from medical scrubs material.

https://wearmandala.com/collections/masks/products/head-loops-mask

dogisbadob > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:24

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well, at least it covers their nose and mouth

that’s better than some people with real mask s not wearing them properly lol

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:26

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Nom De Plume > dogisbadob 08/24/2020 at 16:27

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There is truth to this statement.

They might have protected others.

If it was possible for anyone seeing this to avoid wiping tears out of their eyes or needing to remove their own mask before hyperventilating.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 16:35

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Bet it he lps stop a hockey puck though. I’m sure that was in the design brief. (no pun intended)

hillrat > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 18:31

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Good lord! Who thought that was a good idea?

I t ain’t no dixie cup and you sure don’t wanna be drinking out it.

DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein 08/24/2020 at 18:42

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Please tell me people were paying $250 for these.

What the fuck?

DipodomysDeserti > Nom De Plume 08/24/2020 at 18:43

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And they cost $69.99? This has to be a joke, right?

Nom De Plume > DipodomysDeserti 08/24/2020 at 20:03

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Kohls and TJ MAXX pricing.

Was $409, Our Price $89 -70% clearance = $26.70

Textured Soy Protein > DipodomysDeserti 08/24/2020 at 20:56

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* I* definitely only paid the $9.99.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Azrek 08/24/2020 at 23:23

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If Dr. Julian Bashir is confused we are in trouble, he smart.